Travelling back in the van from France last week Alan and I were, as usual, pulled over by customs. Something irresistible about two blokes and a white van, I guess. After inspecting our paperwork receipts and van stuff the customs lady asked to look in the back of the van. Pulling up the shutter she let out a great shrill scream. Apparently this concrete swan was a bit too realistic! She waved us on very quickly after that!